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Il Douche has challenged Obama to come on his show and "debate." I think Obama should respond directly, maybe something like, "Perhaps if Limbaugh had ever done any service for this country, instead of using an ingrown ass-hair to keep himself out of the draft, or perhaps if he didn't have such a rich history of racist comments, and perhaps if he hadn't, while himself abusing illegal drugs advocated harsh prison penalties for illegal drug users, and perhaps if he hadn't gotten detained for illegal possession of Viagra on his way back from a child-fucking junket to the Dominican Republic, perhaps, in short, if he wasn't a drug-addicted, thrice-divorced, lying, hypocritical hatemonger whose sponsors every decent American should boycott then I might speak wiht him seriously. As it is I'll just abide by the old adage: 'Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.'"